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Crappy whiny livejournal
... am I dead yet?
Created on 2007-03-30 07:15:59 (#12610402), last updated 2007-10-25
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Basic Info| Name: | Liz "the Biz" |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1983-01-28 |
| Location: | Phoenix, Arizona, United States |
| Website: | myspace hall of justice |
BioI don't get out much. I have twenty dogs. I live underneath a kitchen sink. Few people know that I am the reincarnation of Rudolph Valentino. I am an artist. I make sculptures of my neighbors out of raw meat and dryer lint. No one knows it yet, but I'm a revolutionary, one of the greatest minds of any generation. Right now, I have a bomb strapped to my chest. Despite having killed two fellow human beings and numerous woodland creatures, I am a very nice person if you get to know me. Wanna smell me? I smell good. Can I smell you? I write things, you know. Funny things. Hilarious things. Things that will make you shit your pants with the sheer amount of the goodness of the things. Shit. Your. Pants. That's pretty damn good. Oh geez. Oh geez. Oh geeeeez. Cheeeeeeez.
Additionally, I've been described by others as the following; a masochist, a habitual drunk, a chain-smoker, a sarcastic cynical social retard, insane in the membrane, fat, lazy, emotionally constipated, a player hater, a hater in general, a general dysfunctional good-for-nothing ...
... and that's just according to my parents.
Sidekicks include a co-dependent bipolar cat and a underachieving suicidal spider plant lovingly named Steve. We have a double-dutch team called The Kobra Kai and the Justice League of Kicking Everyone's Asses. We hope to make it to the nationals this year.
Additionally, I've been described by others as the following; a masochist, a habitual drunk, a chain-smoker, a sarcastic cynical social retard, insane in the membrane, fat, lazy, emotionally constipated, a player hater, a hater in general, a general dysfunctional good-for-nothing ...
... and that's just according to my parents.
Sidekicks include a co-dependent bipolar cat and a underachieving suicidal spider plant lovingly named Steve. We have a double-dutch team called The Kobra Kai and the Justice League of Kicking Everyone's Asses. We hope to make it to the nationals this year.
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anime, apathy, art, booze, cartoons, chicken eggs, cigarettes, comics, dragonball z, drawing, fecal matter, jhonen vasquez, nerdery, psychology, sarcasm, shounen-ai, slave labor graphics, vegeta, writing, yaoi
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